And to end the A-Z torture fest, I'll close with a joke.
A woman goes to a doctor and says, Doc, something's wrong with me.
He's a Chinese doctor and he says, Rady, what wrong with you?
Men don't like me, she says.
Ah, ah, I see, says the doctor. Say Ah.
She says Ah.
Rook over here, he says.
Now turn around, he says, and bend over.
She turns around and bends over and the doctor says, Ah, I see probrem, now. You have Zachry Disease.
Zachry Disease? the lady says. What's that?
The doctor says, It when your head rook zachry rike your ass.