Yes, you read that right. Pink and Purple Polka-Dotted Panties of Passion.
The panties were a relic in my days of D&D (Dungeons and Dragons), and we quested for them periodically and never managed to find them.
Lord, if we had found them, if ~I~ had found them, I wouldn't have known what the hell to do with em. Sniff them would have been my first reaction. I'm a dog that way, wuff wuff.
My second reaction would have been to beg women to put them on, because ain't that the ruse. You can lead a girl to the Pink and Purple Polka-Dotted Panties of Passion, but you can't make her put them on!
Did you ever role play? Did you make fun of the Halfling thief's penis and use him as a club during a barroom brawl, or as a distraction send your buddy streaking naked through a gaggle of goblins, or sneak into brothels using a ring of invisibility?
And if you ever find those panties, send them my way. I might be able to slip them onto my wife while she's sleeping.