Vick's Vapor Rub is NOT a sexual lubricant.
I know what you're thinking. We're out of Vaseline, and Vick's looks like Vaseline, and the warming sensation might add to the experience.
It doesn't add to the experience. It burns for a really long time.
PS, on the same note, if it's your job to cut the jalapenos for the cookout, be sure to wash your hands before you pee.