Tuesday, April 26, 2011

V is for Vick's Vapor Rub

Vick's Vapor Rub is NOT a sexual lubricant.

I know what you're thinking. We're out of Vaseline, and Vick's looks like Vaseline, and the warming sensation might add to the experience.

It doesn't add to the experience. It burns for a really long time.

- Eric

PS, on the same note, if it's your job to cut the jalapenos for the cookout, be sure to wash your hands before you pee.


Wine and Words said...

I remember my husband and I trying some kind of vaginal suppository lubricate warming kind of thing once. Ha! I was warm all right, but hubby was down right on fire and it lasted f-o-r-e-v-e-r. Apparantly we can't take the heat :)

Charity Bradford said...

I have never laughed so hard in a long time. Thanks for the laugh, oh, and look the sun decided to come out too.

Roland D. Yeomans said...

For once I am without words. Thanks for visiting my blog and NOT being without words. Have a great day, Roland

Stephanie Lorée said...

There are things in this world that I didn't need to imagine.

Cindy said...

ditto re: hands rubbing eyes after cutting hot peppers. Not as scandalous sounding, but just as unpleasant.

Anonymous said...

Ooh, yes. That could really burn!
Ann Best, Memoir Author

Raquel Byrnes said...

You should write one of those "Everything I Learned...I Learned from Eric" type of books.
Gems...you're dispensing gems.
Edge of Your Seat Romance

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