Are you immature at times? Or do you act your age and follow all the rules associated with that age group's accepted behavior?
I got immature this weekend. We almost got kicked out of the Studio Movie Grill. You eat dinner and watch a movie, only we ate dark beer -- Shiner Bock -- and watched Your Highness. I honestly don't remember the last half of the movie. My brother said we almost got into a fight with the guys behind us, which doesn't surprise me, nor would getting kicked out have surprised me.
I threw up in my neighbor's yard. My nephew -- sober -- was driving us and thought it was my house.
Lord I hope the neighbors didn't see that, but found some mystery yurk down at the curb and blamed the local teenies. I coached their kid in soccer.
And my wife is now known as Natalie Portman. As always, I am still either Vin Diesel or Dale, Jr, and the occasional Jason (General Hospital hit man) or James Franco.
It would have been a Natalie meets Franco weekend if she'd seen the movie with me.
When was the last time you didn't act your age?!