For the Daily SotA Zombie Haiku Contest, I present some of my entries.
What a fun contest!
Eric's Zombie Haikus
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My left arm tore off
My guts fell out of their sack
Just another day
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(multiple haiku poem)
My lips are yours, dear
My chest and all of my heart
But I keep the brains
My eyes are yours, dear
My lungs breathe only for you
But I keep the brains
My arms are yours, dear
You may take them when you leave
But I keep the brains
You have all of me
Least what's left after the fall
But I keep the brains
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If you need a hand
I give you one willingly
I never liked it
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It flies out of me
The life that once gave me breath
My eyes still seeing
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I keep both my arms
Beneath my bed protecting
I cannot reach them
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I ate my girlfriend
I do not mean the good way
I mean I ~ate~ her
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You have to admit this is a great prompt! Come on, let's hear a Zombie Haiku! Have you submitted yet?
- Eric
7 comments:
Lol. These were great. I loved the last one!
Ha ha ha! Zombies are your thing Eric! Look how many flowed out of you, half dead and reeking of mirth!
LOL! Not in the good way. You're twisted. I liked all of them, but the one about not being able to reach his arms was my favorite.
Edge of Your Seat Romance
"I ate my girlfriend
I do not mean the good way
I mean I ~ate~ her" <---- Um, I laughed so hard at this I think I cried. Nicely worded, Eric. Well done. I bow to the fact that you are WAY more clever and inappropriate than I will ever be.
These were awesome. Thanks for sharing.
Smooth creamy protein
Brains, my raison d'etre
Savor every bite
That last one made me laugh out loud!
Jai
LOL; how cool. I love the haiku's, but can't seem to write them myself.
BTW, I posted a review for AHL 2.
......dhole
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