Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Some Zombie Haikus

For the Daily SotA Zombie Haiku Contest, I present some of my entries.

What a fun contest!

Eric's Zombie Haikus


My left arm tore off
My guts fell out of their sack
Just another day


(multiple haiku poem)

My lips are yours, dear
My chest and all of my heart
But I keep the brains

My eyes are yours, dear
My lungs breathe only for you
But I keep the brains

My arms are yours, dear
You may take them when you leave
But I keep the brains

You have all of me
Least what's left after the fall
But I keep the brains


If you need a hand
I give you one willingly
I never liked it


It flies out of me
The life that once gave me breath
My eyes still seeing


I keep both my arms
Beneath my bed protecting
I cannot reach them


I ate my girlfriend
I do not mean the good way
I mean I ~ate~ her


You have to admit this is a great prompt! Come on, let's hear a Zombie Haiku! Have you submitted yet?

- Eric


Brandi Guthrie said...

Lol. These were great. I loved the last one!

Wine and Words said...

Ha ha ha! Zombies are your thing Eric! Look how many flowed out of you, half dead and reeking of mirth!

Raquel Byrnes said...

LOL! Not in the good way. You're twisted. I liked all of them, but the one about not being able to reach his arms was my favorite.
Edge of Your Seat Romance

Phoenix said...

"I ate my girlfriend
I do not mean the good way
I mean I ~ate~ her" <---- Um, I laughed so hard at this I think I cried. Nicely worded, Eric. Well done. I bow to the fact that you are WAY more clever and inappropriate than I will ever be.

Erin Kane Spock said...

These were awesome. Thanks for sharing.

Smooth creamy protein
Brains, my raison d'etre
Savor every bite

Jai Joshi said...

That last one made me laugh out loud!


dolorah said...

LOL; how cool. I love the haiku's, but can't seem to write them myself.

BTW, I posted a review for AHL 2.