Let us analyze that statement, just for fun. I have a baby, so it makes me wonder, see.
First off, I will challenge the reader to dispute that babies and drunks don't waddle the same waddle. It's a back-and-forth almost-tumble that makes you wonder if they aren't walking down the aisle of a bus going sixty down a bumpy winding backroad.
When they kiss, it's all slobbery.
Neither one is afraid to piss in public.
Everything is hilarious. Bodily function-noises -- e.g. the Zurburt or the Rasberry -- are fan favorites.
They want to ~touch~ everything.
Either one is prone to scream in the middle of Wal Mart.
I wouldn't trust either one to drive a car or a golf cart. That's a good one, eh!
Both throw-up on themselves and think nothing of it.
Both will walk through the house naked, or out into the yard for that matter.
You can't understand a dang thing either one says!
How about you? Any other similarities I missed?