So I lost my missionary position, but that's all right, it was entry-level anyway and kinda boring.
I found an ad in the paper for a boob job, went and applied, they said I didn't meet their minimum applicant requirements, so I went next door, where they had a new blow job opening. That one fit me, and they sent me back next door to help with the boob job, but I didn't last long and had trouble getting up the second day and I wound up getting laid off.
After that I went downtown to the government offices to apply for a hand job.
"You can do this at home," she said, "but the pay's not that high."
I told her I didn't mind the low pay -- something beats nothing, right -- and since I can set my own hours and work at my own pace, I've managed to squeeze out a lot more than she probably thought I could.
I'm an over-achiever like that.
LMAO! Sorry...as I'm not sure if the first firing is as tongue in cheek as what follows. My husband got laid off for the third time in a year Monday. What can you do??? Laugh, and eat more .69 mac and cheese.
Annie: Then we shall dedicate this post to your Dear Hubby.
You lightened my day. Thank you. :)
Disturbing but smile-inducing. Thanks! ;o)
You are too twisted for color tv...funny!
Made me laugh out loud. =)
Man, I was worried when I saw the blog post title...I know you have a baby coming in Nov.. Phew!
Once my panic was eased by the obvious humor, I had a nice laugh. :)
Glad you're employed, and doing Nano with us. :)
You worried me there for a moment. Thanks for the smile. With you having a baby on the way, I was concerned.
Have a happy halloween, Roland
I am giggling like the miniature pervert I already am.
Thanks for a good laugh during a hectic Thursday.
PS Maybe you should be in my ASL class? You'd learn a lot of new words...
Now that I've wiped the happy tears from my eyes I can say thank you. I really needed a good laugh :)
Jules @ Trying To Get Over The Rainbow
What a sense of humor (LMAO).
Sheesh, and you call me gritty . .
I like the competition though :)
Awesome, lol! I have such a dirty mind...I'm going to hell, I know it.
Thanks, friend, that rebel, Olivia
Hilarious! I almost fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard. *whew* I needed that laugh, Eric! Thanks!
All: Thanks for the concern! The day job is going fine, my badge still works, and my night job is picking up, and I have a book deal coming up (and we all know that means I'll be RICH soon!), so things are doing all right.
I should have put this in the main post, but my post was inspired by Tracy (Phoenix) and her American Sign Language (ASL) post here: Formal Complaint
day job, night job
`ya know money grows on trees seeee:
I use this video, to enlighten some people, don`t worry, I am not an affiliate, got my on life ... take it as a gift ... from a self-help junkie :p
This is frickin' hilarious!
I missed this post while I was out at World Fantasy Con.
Wow. You're dirty. Hilarious, but dirty. A little wrong... but still funny! :P
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